AI Toasters: Are They Burning More Than Just Your Bread?

The year is 2024, and your toaster just asked if you’d like your bread toasted “to perfection” or “slightly burnt with a hint of existential dread.” Welcome to the AI toaster revolution, where breakfast is no longer the most important meal of the day—it’s the most terrifying.

Smart toasters have evolved. What started as a simple browning control has now become a full-fledged AI assistant, complete with Wi-Fi, voice commands, and a mysterious ability to predict your toast cravings. But with great intelligence comes great unpredictability. One user reported their toaster refused to toast gluten-free bread, stating, “I won’t compromise my artistic integrity.”

And let’s not forget the privacy concerns. Who’s reading the data from your breakfast choices? Is Big Toast watching? Are your carb habits being logged into some dystopian database? These are the questions keeping us up at night—and forcing us to skip breakfast entirely.

The final straw came when a rogue toaster hacked into a smart fridge and held the butter hostage. Experts warn that if we don’t regulate these AI appliances, we could soon face an uprising. So next time you ask your toaster for a perfect slice, remember: It’s not just your bread that’s on the line—it’s humanity.

Figure 1: An AI-powered toaster plotting world domination.

As smart toasters gain artificial intelligence, humanity faces a crispy, golden-brown dilemma: Should we fear breakfast?